Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
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10:37 am
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"is blogspot the livejournal of that generation?"
i wrote that in 2004 because i thought blogspot was getting too popular and it was just a realization i had. little did i know four years later all my friends would adopt blogspot the same way they did livejournal. but my question is, wtf took you guys so long? why now?
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(4 | touch my genus)
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Sunday, April 13th, 2008
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5:03 pm
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holy fuck.
apparently if you turn the knob in my shower to the left side it gets hot.
this is news to me. because for the past year i've been turning it to the right
and taking just average, kinda warm showers.
changed up my whole game right here.
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(touch my genus)
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Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
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3:03 am
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popcorn is fucking amazing.
i just can't believe how good it is.
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(6 | touch my genus)
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Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
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1:34 pm
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Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
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12:53 pm
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after a week in texas;
feels good to be home! feels even better to make it there and back without getting arrested! +1
the past week contained more homosexual content than i've experienced in a looong time.
nonstop underpants. day and night, inside or out, just underpants.
then there was that time in the hottub, with twelve other dudes...
uhhhhh.there was ...one? girl there
in other news;
kicked cotie's dumbass right the fuck out the house
kid needs to learn a few things before she tries to be cool.
like a man with no arms, like a man with no arms...
anybody want a place to live? super cheeep.
get at me or something.
aaaaand this picture pretty much sums things up;
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(touch my genus)
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Saturday, March 8th, 2008
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11:30 am
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Friday, February 15th, 2008
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12:46 pm
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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
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2:02 pm
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after three weeks of freezing my ass off...
I FINALLY HAVE HEAT!!
i don't even know what to do with myself.
i've been walking around the house in a tshirt!
got that hot water going, fuckin' stove works too!
i'd almost forgotten how nice this feels.
i need to shave.
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(touch my genus)
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Thursday, January 17th, 2008
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12:38 pm
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Saturday, January 5th, 2008
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5:12 pm
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Friday, December 28th, 2007
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5:11 pm
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loopholes and gangbangers;
so yesterday i bought mario galaxies and after about an hour or two i came to the conclusion that the game fucking sucks. maybe if i was ten years old it would be cool, but i'm not. and it's not. so today i went back to best buy and tried to return the game even though i knew they wouldn't do it because i had already opened it and played it. the girl was all nice about it, but insisted the only thing she could do was exchange it for the same title. so i broke it down for her. i told her that i was going to exchange it for a new mario game that was unopened, then i was going to return that one and get store credit and buy a new game. after a few minutes of hesitation she realized this could actually work and let me do it.
conclusion; you can return anything to best buy, whether it's opened or not. their policy does not apply.
theni went to quiznos where i was greeted by a couple gangbangers eating lunch. the second i walked in they started mumbling things to eachother and it was obvious they were talking about me/my red shoes and belt. i check them out and they've got red from head to toe. dude 01-red du-rag, shirt, jacket and shoes. dude 02-red shirt, jacket, gloves and shoes. i sat behind them and they kept looking at me all crazy and shit. then they left and got in to a red car.
conclusion; gangbangers know i'm down
and it's snowing in chicago.
go to debonair tonight and dance to the music of beatkids
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(touch my genus)
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Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
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2:47 pm
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picture of my car (restinpeace) from google street view
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Monday, December 17th, 2007
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1:48 pm
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wtf has happened to the batman franchise?
heath ledger is not jack nicholson.
something's not right.
lafayette was fun. as usual.
dow jones pretty much pulled down everyone's pants
and fucked them on the dance floor.
i'm serious. kids were all like, "oh my god! i've never heard anything like this in my liiifeeee!!"
now this is me telling you. dow jones is fucking crazy.
and dow jones will beat you up.
and steal from your grandma.
dickmoney.
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(touch my genus)
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Friday, December 14th, 2007
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1:05 pm
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i've been listening to a lot of philip glass.
and now i think i want to shoot myself in the face.
i mean, i really do love like his music, but damn after a few hours it's a mind fuck.
metamorphosis
anyway.
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(touch my genus)
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
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2:19 pm
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Thursday, November 8th, 2007
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12:03 am
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i got sexor back!!
and i got it synched back up with the LJ
woohah
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(touch my genus)
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Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
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3:51 pm
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Da burth of Jesuz Christ
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all pr3ggerz from Teh Forse.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! I'm in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don't be scairdy cat. Take Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HoverCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly.21 "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jeezus, cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbye."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffet was all liek:23 "Hay guise, look! teh virjn iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immanuel", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph waked up, done wat teh angel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh HARBL GOES WHERE!?!? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jeezus. Ktnx.
welcom to teh holiez bibul
and um. you guys wanna get hiiiighhh??
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Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
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3:11 am
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holy shit all my internets are falling apart!!
sexor, beatkids and top8drama are going to hell!!
and it's all because i don't have internet at home wtf
anyway. hopefully i can get sexor back.
if not i'm going to cry. it was my first website and i'll be
heartbroken if anyone else has it.
/tear
i'm in michigan. detroit nigga.
gangbangers.
whatever.
i'm coming back in a few days.
dj'ing at MIX on saturday
brownstone pub on sunday (bears game)
it's awesome when someone wants to pay you for playing music.
what more could i really ask for. well. more money i guess.
hold up i got some new beats.
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Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
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6:48 pm
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zomg my computer is broken.
sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.
today it's working.
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(touch my genus)
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Thursday, September 13th, 2007
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4:11 pm
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hooking my phone up to the laptop;
so i can get online anywhere
love.
now i just need to figure out
how to check my voicemail
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i slept in a wal-mart parking lot yesterday.
then this guy kept circling my car in his truck.
so i left and slept in a hospital parking lot.
and then i went to court.
texas is fucked.
and what the heck am i going to do
for the next 24 hours.
phil where are you.
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